City Bans Drive-Thrus
Live blogging from the City Council Chambers: The city council has just banned drive thrus. All banks, fast food restaurants, and dry cleaners will not only have to discontinue their drive thru services as of May 1, they must also be demolish these facilities by June 1.
The measure is a response to growing smog problems and to declining health of citizens. The council feels that if people get out of their cars and walk the extra 50 feet to receive services inside, the city’s average life expectancy will rise by at least 3 days. Though silent idling hybrid cars are growing in market share, the council feels that cars waiting up to 5 minutes are a direct contributor to the collapse of polar ice shelves.
When the costs to businesses was brought up to the council by a local bank president, the unanimous response was that the ban is “the right thing to do”. One councilor stated that, “This measure is the right thing to do to ensure that the elderly and children are provided for. Anyone for drive-thrus is essentially ‘for’ the death of children and widespread sickness in our population. The only option for drive thrus is that they be BANNED.”
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City Bans Plastic Bags
Live blogging from the City Council Chambers: The city council has just passed a measure banning plastic bags. Because paper bags were already recently banned, the council now recommends using reusable plastic buckets to round up loose household garbage in trash before placing the refuse into the city’s mobile curbside containers.
Grocery shoppers must use reusable bags made of materials like cotton, canvas, nylon, etc. Those unable to afford such bags are encouraged to take reusable shopping carts and baskets straight from the store.
Residents are reminded that due to the current water shortage, residents may not use city water to wash out reusable garbage buckets. Additionally, water restrictions do not permit washing of reusable bags soiled by fecal matter from vegetables or residue from dripping, uncooked meat juices. While such sanitary measures would reduce the number of enteric infections, they are nonetheless, BANNED.
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City Passes Alternate Drinking Water Days
Live blogging from the City Council Chambers: The city has just passed an ordinance allowing drinking water on alternate days for residents.
- Those living at even addresses may drink water on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.
- Those living at odd addresses may drink water on Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday.
- Drinking water on Sunday? BANNED.
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The Bravery, Free In Greensboro
will be playing a free concert in Greensboro tonight. The 6pm show was originally scheduled to be outside, but has been moved to the Greensboro Coliseum Special Events Center.
Their most recent CD, , ranks as my personal favorite CD of 2007. If you can’t make the road trip, catch their appearance on Late Night with Conan O’Brien on Wednesday night. They will be performing "Believe", the latest single from The Sun and Moon.
Raleigh Named #2 Best Place to By Foreclosed Homes
Rampant foreclosures are sinking markets like Las Vegas and Tampa, but stable markets do exist out here. in their list of Best Places to Buy Foreclosed Homes. The 100 largest American cities were ranked based on foreclosure rates from RealtyTrac.
Raleigh Named #20 in Fortune’s "Best Places To Live and Launch"
Forbes Magazine has named Raleigh in its latest list of best places to "live and launch". Cities were ranked on a mix if items including business conditions, lifestyle options, tax rates, startup activity, housing affordability, and cultural activities. . The pros? A thriving tech industry, and proximity to major research and business centers. The con? Inability to keep up with growing infrastructure needs.
Other cities in the region mentioned are Charlottesville, VA at #18, Virginia Beach #14, Durham #12, and Charlotte at #8.
Forbes Names Raleigh Best Place for Business and Careers, Again
For the second straight year, Forbes magazine has named Raleigh as its favorite place for business and careers. The article cites that business costs are 14% below the national average and the labor supply is one of the nation’s most educated (38% college, 12% graduate degree). Our population increased by 2.4%, the nation’s seventh quickest jump.
Other high-ranking NC cities are Durham at #12, Asheville at #26, Charlotte at #37, and Wilmington at #38.
Clinton Coming to Cary, Basketball Traffic Beware
RBC Center traffic could get complicated on Friday afternoon. Former president Bill Clinton will be in Cary on Friday campaigning for his wife. The only announced details so far include a speech at the Cary Senior Center at 5 pm.
Clinton’s favorite team, the 9-seed Arkansas Razorbacks face the 8-seed Indiana Hoosiers in the 9:45pm game at the RBC Center. Don’t be too shocked if the president who attended the 1994 National Championship game in Charlotte makes his way to the arena for the game.
Time Warner To Show All Games In HDTV
Time Warner Cable digital customers are certainly looking forward to Thursday! The regional game on WRAL will, as always, be on cable channel 3. However, check out all of the alternate games in standard definition on Digital Channels 1061, 1062, 1063 and 1064. The high definition broadcasts will be shown on channels 1051, 1052, 1053 and 1054.
Raleigh Ranks #3 for Teeth
Men’s Health Magazine’s April issue focuses on the . Raleigh ranks 3rd on the list behind Madison, WI and Nashville, TN. Charlotte ranked 6th on the list. In the subcategories Raleigh ranked 9th in flossing and 10th in dental visits. Raleigh did not rank in the top ten for fewest teeth extracted or for fluorodated water concentration.
While ranking third is good, we can be #1. If you need a dentist, and make this city better! (The photo shows a case after I closed the gap between two front teeth.)
Savoy Now Open
Savoy, located in the original Fins location on Lead Mine, is Raleigh’s newest contemporary continental restaurant. It features "contemporary cuisine and a large wine list, designed as a multi-course experience influenced by seasonal availability. The chef’s tasting list changes weekly but may include dishes such as pepper seared salmon steak with risotto style butternut squash, filet of beef with shitaki-duxelle stuffed potato and buttered lobster and pan-roasted duck with creamy duck cracklin polenta." ()
Dean Dome Renovation Ideas
There once was a snowy night back in the year 2000. As two feet of snow fell on the Triangle, the UNC Tar Heels were to face the Maryland Terrapins in the Dean Smith Center. Weather prevented most ticket holders from attending, so all seating was opened to general admission. The the court was surrounded by screaming students and those at the game said it was “magic” as the Heels upset the Terps.
On my twelve-year-old UNC blog, , I posted some ideas for renovating the Smith Center shortly after the game. The plans would allow the court to be permanently surrounded by students while appeasing the building’s donors. (I also sent these to Athletic Director Richard Baddour, but only received a polite form letter in return.) As the Dean Dome completes its 23rd season, not much has changed. The building doesn’t allow the team to get the most support possible. It isn’t a lost cause, though. These same ideas could still be applied to give UNC a better home court advantage. Here is that 2000 article:
Dana’s Smith Center Renovation Plans
As UNC plays its 15th season in the , the debate over student seating rages on. Both of the times in the 15 years that seating has been changed to “general admission”, the court has been surrounded by students, and the players have responded with a resounding performance. This could become the norm for the Smith Center with some easy improvements.
Clearly N.C. State has shown with their new arena that placing students, the most active and audible fans, around the court creates an intimate, loud setting in a large venue. Simply reassigning student tickets to the first several rows will not suffice as students usually stand for the entire game. Because the lower level descends to the court surface smoothly, the only way to accommodate standing students without obstructing other lower level patrons is to sink the front rows.
Project #1
Project #1 focuses on placing students around the basketball court. To date there are two popular solutions floating around. One plan, Project 1a, involves replacing the current collapsible seating in the first 11 rows with lower-rise collapsible seating. Given that the 12th row (the first row of permanent seating) patrons should not have their view obstructed by standing students, there should be a drop-off of 43″ from the 12th to 11th rows. This will allow patrons to see over rowdy students that are up to 6′2″ tall. The first row of permanent seats, unobstructed, would become a premium seat location. This new seating would seat students exclusively, so the quality of the chair is not important. Seat width can be as narrow as the seats upstairs, too, since students won’t be using these seats as much as paying patrons.
While Project 1a is a fairly inexpensive solution, it substantially compromises the students’ view. If the current collapsible seating was removed, there would be a wall about 96″ high just in front of the 12th row. After accounting for a 43″ drop, the new collapsible seating could only be 53″ tall. Given those dimensions,11 rows of collapsible seating would only provide an 8.8 degree rise from the floor. While this is almost 50% steeper grade than the current configuration at N.C. State, 8.8 degrees is still too shallow to enjoy the game to the fullest. Also, these seats would be decidedly inferior to those currently in place for non-basketball events.
Project 1b replaces the collapsible seating with the best overall aesthetic and functional solution. In this plan the collapsible seating and Smith Center playing surface would be removed and the floor would be excavated 82″ down. A new floor and collapsible seating would be installed. This new, lowered section of collapsible seating would ascend not at the current 15 degree angle, but at the 20 degree angle seen in the permanent rows of the lower level. Keeping this 20 degree angle is essential to preserving the views of the students and the ticket-holders in those seats for non-basketball events.
In either plan the permanent aisles would not be confluent with the new fold-back seating, so the aisles would have to be reconfigured in at least 4 places so that students in lower rows could access the concourse. While the removal of the existing fold-back risers and the reconfiguration of a few aisles would remove several seats, the new seating arrangement would put nearly 2800 students in the first 11 rows lining the court providing the rowdiest, most intimidating home-court atmosphere in the nation.
Projects 2, 3, and 4 outline several ideas concerning the addition of luxury suites to the Smith Center. While luxury suites can ease UNC’s budget, they also can offer some incentives for lower level patrons to give up the seats affected by Project #1.
Project #2
Project #2 involves replacing the current suites and seats under the second level overhang with luxury suites. These suites would be replete with 8 leather seats overlooking the playing surface, a countertop for bar and food service, a television, and a private bathroom. Fifty-two such luxury suites could be placed with ease in the Smith Center. () There would be two non-adjoining suites at the top of sections 127, 126, 125, 124, 121, 118, 117, 116, 113, 110, 109, 108, 107, 104, 101, 100, 133, and 130. Single suites would top sections 123, 122, 120, 119, 115, 114, 112, 111, 106, 105, 103, 102, 132, 131, 129, and 128. Each suite would need to be about 15 feet deep (from the back of the second row of leather seats to the concourse door).
In order to accommodate the addition of the suite, approximately five rows (Z, AA, BB, CC, DD) of current seating would need to be removed (shown in grey).
Project #3
Project #3 involves the construction of a “halo” ring of luxury suites. Due to the design of the Smith Center, the only way to achieve this is to essentially build a structure resembling a ring of Kenan Stadium press boxes. These suites could actually be as large as desired, but are portrayed in the illustration as being 15′ deep. These suites would contain all the amenities mentioned in the lower level suites, but also would have a private concourse and elevator service to the Bowles Room. As shown in the diagram, about 3 rows of current seating (rows W, X, and Y) would be sacrificed to the 2 rows of leather luxury seats.
Clearly the view from a halo box is inferior to all others in the arena, so some incentives would need to be offered. First class wait service and food of the quality level of the Carolina Club would be offered. Halftime and final game statistics would also be delivered to each suite. Pampering the patrons in the halo boxes is an absolute must, though, in order to fill such suites.
Project #4
Project #4, the most aggressive plan, focuses on placing luxury suites in the bottom of the upper level. Certainly the edge of the upper level is a cherished view, and these such suites would be even more cherished.
In order to accommodate a suite in this prime location, a massive overhaul of the Smith Center would have to occur. Because rows E, F, and G and the vomitories would be removed, a separate, third level concourse for rows H through Y would have to be built over the current concourse. Stairways, restrooms, and concession stands would be placed in exterior additions to the existing Smith Center structure.
The second level suites would get their own concourse which would overlook the first floor (existing) concourse. These suites would have four rows of luxury seating, accommodating 32 patrons. Because the upper level ascends at an unbroken 34 degree rise, there would be an uncovered portion approximately 14′ 7″ deep. Some privacy could be offered by mounting an awning (shown as a heavy read line) at the end of the suite’s ceiling. Two private restrooms may be needed in these suites.
Certainly the Smith Center is one of the finest college venues in America, however some improvements could make the Heels more formidable at home. Clearly what is best for the team is placing the students around the court. As we saw in UNC’s game against Maryland and in all of N.C. State’s home games, students give a major boost to the team.
While surrounding the court with students will make games more lively, those holding seats on the first 11 rows will have to be displaced. Surely there will be resistance to reassignment from some Smith Center donors. However plenty would minimally sacrifice their seat location in the name of improving the arena’s atmosphere. It is time for everyone involved to do what is best for the University.
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