Apr
01
Harrison Barnes Has Brand-Saving Surgery
Earlier this week Harrison Barnes posted a photo of himself in the UNC Hospitals wearing a hospital gown. Our research team has revealed that due to a disastrous two months following an ankle injury, Barnes required surgical correction of
The Harrison Barnes Brand
. Doctors called the surgery a success. “Soon Barnes should be able to resume his path toward being a success in the NBA, a failure in baseball, a bad actor, and eventually a terrible front office NBA figure,” said Dr. Leonard Herbovitz.
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